The Zarina Zeta

basiacat:

I bought what turns out to be .3 oz of black dragon oolong today for $0.55. Yeah, I’m definitely going back for more.

I swear to god I thought this was a jar of bees.

Source: lu-cif-er

reeberry:

laughingalonewithrvb:

queen-of-france:

basiacat:

reeberry:

more sketches!

Because York and Carolina making out should always be drawn.

Also making people kiss is HARD.

(I need to sketch so much more often still, good grief)

(also watching Del do art is inspiring you should all do it sometime <3)

oh oh OH this is cute

omfg York’s FACE, he looks like a big happy cat being cratched

 OH YES MAKEOUTS REE IS A GIFT FROM THE DIVINE BEYOND

<3 <3 <3 (this is intensely adorable help i’m tripping over all this CUTE)

<3 <3 <3

Thank you! (everyone!) I’m glad you all enjoy my silly sketching :)

Source: reeberry

fantabulous12123:

Does this scream ‘freelancer pastime’ to anyone else?

*imagines Carolina and York*

*remembers that’d never happen* 

Damn it Carolina, why do you have to be so uptight all the time? That’s it, I’m getting you drunk again, I don’t care how.

Source: courtneycatastrophe114

fantabulous12123:

havefuncarolina:

zarinazeta:

Ruining classic literature since 1994.

…

Son of a bitch.

New thought while I’m NOT typing my essay:

Change Hamlet to Carolina, Horatio to Wash.

Source: zarinazeta

this-is-allec:

piercemyyheart:

I grabbed the book nearest me and the book didn’t have 45 pages… Does that mean my sex life will be non existent?

“By the end of middle age most people have given up the effort.”

…damn.

Neither a borrower nor a lender be,/ For loan oft loses both itself and friend,/And borrwing dulls the edge of husbandry.

I feel like this doesn’t work with Shakespeare…

Source: icecream-sam-wich

rainy-has-wings:

this-is-allec:

calleythinksimcute:

mochiyoshka:

dirty-dirty-hedgehog:

railyyn:

lilli-of-the-mountain:

melodyofamadman:

marluxiafloris:

checkerboard-nobody:

frozenfangs:

ask-brownie-hooves:

aesahaettrftw:

thegreatestandmostpowerful:

oops bye chin

Well stomach wounds aren’t always fatal. I live like 5 minutes from a hospital; I should be okay.

My knee..

I use to be a tumblr blog like you then I took an index finger gun shot to the knee

Shot through my left thigh and penetrates my right one, fracturing the bone in the process…

OH god why D: I WILL NEVER WALK AGAIN.

Straight through my neck. Ow.

My shirt and then into the box with my stuffed animal… I really need to clean my room… and sit better.

It blasted my computer and then my leg. 

I just shot myself in the thigh. Oh well. Good thigh it has a lot of fat.

My knee, I’ll spare you guys from the Skyrim meme.

I shot the couch

Lovely

I never liked that couch anyways

good thing I like to point at my couch while I type

I shot myself in the boob ;~;

I shot myself

in the left temple.

uh.

ded

OHMEHGEEEE

I was picking at chicken stuck between my teeth.

I AM FUCKING DEAD.

lolololololololol

Into my hand. fuck. I need that hand.

MY KEYBOARD! D:

HOW AM I EVEN TYPING THIS?!

Source: pinkiebyte